💬 Frequently Asked Questions
Because you have questions, and I have hot towels and answers.
1. 🗓️ How do I book a session?
Easy. Call or Click the “Schedule Online” button like your muscles depend on it (they do). Choose your service, time, and show up ready to melt.
2. ⏰ Do you take same-day appointments?
Sometimes! If the stars align and my hands aren’t already full, you might get lucky. But booking ahead is your best bet.
3. 💆 What kind of massage do you offer?
I specialize in moderate-pressure relaxation for people who are stressed, stiff, or just need a break from pretending everything’s fine. (It’s not, but it can feel better.)
4. 🎯 Can I request a focus area?
Yes, please do! If your shoulders are screaming or your lower back feels 87 years old — tell me. I’ve got you.
5. 🧖 What should I wear to my session?
Whatever you want. You’ll undress to your comfort level once in the room. You’ll be professionally draped at all times — this is massage, not magic mic.
6. 😌 Can I customize my session?
Oh absolutely. Choose your pressure, music vibes, aromatherapy, eye mask, and more. There’s even a Comfort Menu — because you’re that important.
7. 💵 What forms of payment do you accept?
Cash, card, apple pay, and good vibes (just kidding — pay me 😄).
8. 💰 Should I tip?
Tips are not required, but always appreciated. They help keep the oils flowing and the lights on. No pressure, just gratitude!
9. ❌ What if I need to cancel?
Life happens. Please cancel or reschedule at least 24 hours in advance so I can offer your spot to someone else who desperately needs to chill.
10. 🧽 Is your space clean?
Like squeaky clean. Sanitized between every client, with fresh linens, disinfected surfaces, and peace-of-mind protocols.
11. 🧘 What if I fall asleep during my massage?
Good. That means I did my job. I consider snoring a five-star review.
12. 🔇 Can I talk during the session?
You can — but you don’t have to. This is your time. Want silence and ocean waves? Got it. Want to vent about your week? I’ll listen (but I don’t offer advice — just massage).
13. 🛑 What if I arrive late?
I’ll still get you on the table, but your session may be shorter to stay on schedule. Think of it as a reason to plan your exit from traffic chaos early.
14. 🎁 Do you sell gift cards?
Absolutely. Because giving the gift of relaxation makes you look thoughtful, generous, and way more put-together than you probably feel.