💬 Frequently Asked Questions
Because you have questions, and I have hot towels and answers.
1. 🗓️ How do I book a session?
Easy. Call or Click the “Schedule Online” button like your muscles depend on it (they do). Choose your service, time, and show up ready to melt.
2. ⏰ Do you take same-day appointments?
Sometimes! If the stars align and my hands aren’t already full, you might get lucky. But booking ahead is your best bet.
3. 💆 What kind of massage do you offer?
I specialize in moderate-pressure relaxation for people who are stressed, stiff, or just need a break from pretending everything’s fine. (It’s not, but it can feel better.)
4. 🎯 Can I request a focus area?
Yes, please do! If your shoulders are screaming or your lower back feels 87 years old, tell me. I’ve got you.
5. 🧖 What should I wear to my session?
Whatever you want. You’ll undress to your comfort level once in the room. You’ll be professionally draped at all times; this is massage, not magic mic.
6. 😌 Can I customize my session?
Oh absolutely. Choose your pressure, music vibes, aromatherapy, eye mask, and more. There’s even a Comfort Menu because you’re that important.
7. 💵 What forms of payment do you accept?
Cash, card, apple pay, and good vibes (just kidding. pay me 😄).
8. 💰 Should I tip?
Tips are not required, but always appreciated. They help keep the oils flowing and the lights on. No pressure, just gratitude!
9. ❌ What if I need to cancel?
Life happens. Please cancel or reschedule at least 24 hours in advance so I can offer your spot to someone else who desperately needs to chill.
10. 🧽 Is your space clean?
Like squeaky clean. Sanitized between every client, with fresh linens, disinfected surfaces, and peace-of-mind protocols.
11. 🧘 What if I fall asleep during my massage?
Good. That means I did my job. I consider snoring a five-star review.
12. 🔇 Can I talk during the session?
You can, but you don’t have to. This is your time. Want silence and ocean waves? Got it. Want to vent about your week? I’ll listen (but I don’t offer advice. just massage).
13. 🛑 What if I arrive late?
I’ll still get you on the table, but your session may be shorter to stay on schedule. Think of it as a reason to plan your exit from traffic chaos early.
14. 🎁 Do you sell gift cards?
Absolutely. Because giving the gift of relaxation makes you look thoughtful, generous, and way more put-together than you probably feel.